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Switching Teams 
Sunday, July 20th, 2008 at 3:35 am
I'm Batman.
Title: Switching Teams
Prompt: 82. If
Universe: Zeppelin World

Notes: My first venture into dialogue-only. Also, my first Zeppelin World fic since April!

"Honest answer time!"

"What now?"

"Who would you go straight for?"

"What?"

"You heard me. What man would you be willing to switch teams for?"

"Um, no one. Why, do you have one?"

"Yeah. Come on, there has to be somebody!"

"Who?"

"Jason Lee. You've seriously never found a single man attractive?"

"You ever met him?"

"Yes, I did. Interviewed him before Earl premiered. Not even in high school? Really?"

"Did you..."

"No. He was dating Beth Riesgraf at the time, anyway. Why are you so fixated on this?"

"I'm fixated on it? You're the one who asked me what man I would sleep with!"

"And you never answered me!"

"Okay, fine. There is one guy."

"Yes, and?"

"You'll laugh."

"No, I won't. I promise."

"Sure?"

"Yes! Just tell me, for the love of God!"

"...Robert Downey Jr."

"..."

"You said you wouldn't laugh!"

"I'm sorry, I did. Sorry. It's just... I was wondering why I didn't have to beg you to go see Iron Man with me on opening night. It makes sense now!"

"Oh, you!"

"Sorry! OW! Stop hitting me! I'm sorry, I can't help but laugh!"

"Not helping!"

"I love you?"

"..."

"No, don't leave! I'm sorry! Damnit. Wanna watch Weird Science? I have the whole John Hughes collection, but I know he's in that one. Don't leave, I'm sorry."

"Okay, fine. But this never leaves this apartment."

"Of course not."

"Good."

"Well, not until Iron Man 2 comes out."

"Shut up and find that movie."
Comments 
Sunday, July 20th, 2008 at 7:37 am (UTC)
...Robert Downey, Jr.?

*sporfles*
Sunday, July 20th, 2008 at 7:42 am (UTC)
Oh, sure, you can laugh. Look what it got her!
Sunday, July 20th, 2008 at 8:18 am (UTC)
*giggles* OK, I can kinda see how she'd go for Robert Downey, Jr. I mean, he got his act together and looks good again.

Still...*giggles*
Sunday, July 20th, 2008 at 8:22 am (UTC)
He did an excellent job in Iron Man. Wilson and I are going to go see that again this week.

Crap, now I'm not going to be able to watch it without giggling...
Sunday, July 20th, 2008 at 8:29 am (UTC)
Much like me whenever I see anything with Eric Bana in it. Thanks go to my friend Leya and her clips of him when he was doing comedy...
Tuesday, July 22nd, 2008 at 8:03 am (UTC)
I would do RDJ so hard. SO hard. Omg. *mind wanders*
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